Near my beach right now...

${getThresholdLabel( recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Significant wave height (meters)") .get("last_z", 0), wave_height_thresholds )} (now: ${recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Significant wave height (meters)") .get("last_value", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 2})}m, mean: ${summary .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Significant wave height (meters)") .get("mean", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 2})}m, z-score: ${recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Significant wave height (meters)") .get("last_z", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})}).
${getThresholdLabel( recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Mean wave period (seconds)") .get("last_z", 0), wave_period_thresholds )} (now: a wave every ${recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Mean wave period (seconds)") .get("last_value", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})} seconds, mean: a wave every ${summary .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Mean wave period (seconds)") .get("mean", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})} seconds, z-score: ${recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Mean wave period (seconds)") .get("last_z", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})}).
${getThresholdLabel( recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Surface temp (degrees Celsius)") .get("last_value", 0), temp_thresholds )} (now: ${recent .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Surface temp (degrees Celsius)") .get("last_value", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})}C, mean: ${summary .filter((d) => d.parameter_label === "Surface temp (degrees Celsius)") .get("mean", 0).toLocaleString(undefined, {maximumFractionDigits: 1})}C).

The most recent measurement was ${date_range.get("max_date", 0)}}. All historical measurements, like mean surface temperature, are based on data going back to ${date_range.get("min_date", 0)}. Qualitative assessments, like whether the water is chilly or waves are small, reflect my own observations.